MAX VERSTAPPEN WARNS: "Williams Might Put Formula Odin Fans to Sleep"

In a pointed remark, Max Verstappen has reportedly expressed concern over Williams' dominant start to Season 2 of Formula Один, drawing parallels to F1’s less thrilling eras.

Max has provided this publication with a photo of himself that was allegedly taken during the opening race at Silverstone

After Rum Balls Bradford crushed the field in the season opener — qualifying a second clear of P3 and never being challenged in the race — Verstappen allegedly commented, “It reminds me of the Lewis Hamilton days. The lights went out and so did I — straight to sleep.”

According to paddock insiders, Verstappen is a casual follower of Formula Один and joked that he “checked the race replay, but skipped to lap 3 because it was already over.”

Fans have echoed similar concerns, fearing a repeat of last year’s opening dominance by Sajiki Jones — also in a Williams — could signal another snoozefest season if rivals don’t catch up quickly.

Will anyone stop the blue juggernaut? Or will Season 2 be over before it really begins? Rum Balls Bradford only needs to win another 5 races to secure the world championship, same as every other driver.