Formula Odin’s Summer Break Shenanigans - Read what your favourite Drivers are up to!

Leaked footage of Pietro Pepovic on the high seas

As Formula Odin takes a much-needed summer break before the highly anticipated Hungarian Grand Prix, our fearless drivers have scattered to the corners of Europe, indulging in wildly diverse activities that make us mere mortals look downright boring. Here’s a peek into their bizarre exploits.

Pietro Pepovic - Sailing Away from Sorrows

Pepovic who is reeling from a bone-jarring 69G crash in Zandvoort and epic battles with Elgu Lorenzo-Quaker in Bahrain, has taken to the Mediterranean Sea. Seen navigating a sleek yacht, Pepovic seems determined to leave the bruises and battles behind him.

"Out here, the only thing I’m battling is the wind," Pepovic said, gazing out at the horizon. "But every wave reminds me of that impact. I think I need a bigger boat—or a smaller ego."

The sea might be tranquil, but Pepovic’s mind is racing. "Elgu Lorenzo-Quaker in Bahrain... I’ll show them what I’ve got in Hungary," he muttered, plotting his revenge with the same intensity he plots his course.

Eris Bernoulli-Bruschetta - "Wine-ing" Down in Italy

After a dramatic crash with Yisk Svensson at Zandvoort, Alpha Tauri’s Eris Bernoulli-Bruschetta has swapped the tarmac for Tuscany, seeking solace under the Italian sun. Reports from our sources indicate that Eris has been spotted sipping Chianti and lounging in vineyards, trying to forget the Zandvoort fiasco.

"I needed to get away, to recalibrate," Eris told us between sips of a particularly robust vintage. "Yisk Svensson better watch out next race. I’m not just recharged, I’m fortified with the spirit of Italian grapes!"

Despite the serene backdrop, Eris’ frustration is still palpable. Locals reported hearing Eris muttering about racing lines and brake points amidst the idyllic countryside.

"This wine might be red, but my mood’s still in the red zone." -Eris

Kainalo Jones and Elgu Lorenzo-Quaker - Vanishing Act in Finland

Meanwhile, Kainalo Jones and Elgu Lorenzo-Quaker have pulled off the ultimate vanishing act. Last seen heading towards Finland, the duo has disappeared into the sparsely populated wilderness. In a country where reindeer outnumber people, tracking these two is a challenge even for the most determined paparazzi.

Rumor has it they’re training in secret, embracing the harsh Finnish landscape to toughen up for Hungary.

Sajiki Jones - The Tire Whisperer

In stark contrast to these escapades, Sajiki Jones has transformed his motorhome into a high-tech racing lab. Parked in an undisclosed location, Sajiki has been feverishly testing setups for Hungary, reportedly clocking 100 laps on 22.923 PSI tires, only to compare them with 22.914 PSI. "Every thousandth of a PSI counts!" Sajiki declared to a bewildered onlooker.

Through the walls of the motorhome, the beats of hardbass thump loudly, occasionally punctuated by Sajiki’s impassioned recitations of Michael Schumacher and Sebastian Vettel quotes.

"I’m creating the perfect storm, both in setup and in spirit." -Sajiki

As the summer break winds down, one thing is certain, The drivers of Formula Odin are anything but conventional. Whether it’s wine, waves, wilderness, or setups, these characters are sure to bring renewed fervor to the Hungarian GP. Stay tuned for more drama, daring, and delightful debauchery as the season continues!